During our recent hotel stay, Allison asked if anyone would like a massage with the new massage tool she found stocked in the bathroom. "Me! Me! I want one!" my oldest daughter exclaimed. She was super excited to be on the receiving end of a massage and couldn't wait! Until I heard "Allison! That is NOT a massaging tool you idiot! Don't rub that on me!" What was this new massaging tool stocked in the hotel bathroom? (No, it wasn't THAT! Get your dirty minds out of the gutter!)
Despite us telling her repeatedly that it was a bar of soap, she refused to believe us. And since we didn't want a massage with that oh so fabulous tool, she gave herself one.
Then proceeded to get ticked when she left it laying on my dresser. Because dogs can't read, they thought it said "Tasty Pet Treat" and chewed it to bits. Have I told you how happy I am to finally be back home?
I have been concerned about you and now I see this post and have a HILARIOUS time reading all about your 'massage tool', hahahahahahahahaha. I was laughing so much I had to read it to HM and we both had quite the laugh. Sorry. Hope your dogs don't get sick? Yes, I am glad you are back home now. (hug)
ReplyDeleteI am so happy to be home! It has finally warmed up in the house where I don't have icicles hanging from my nose anymore. The dogs were fine. I caught them before they chomped it to bits, but there were a few large chunks taken out lol
DeleteI've always found it annoying when bars of soap are labeled as massaging bars, as if they do anything even remotely similar to a massage. As for your dogs chewing it up, we have a cat who attacks and shreds every sponge he sees. I don't know what his problem with sponges is, but he has always done this since we got him. Soap is safe, but sponges are in constant danger with him around. If only we could teach him to clean with the sponges instead of just ripping them to pieces!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious Steve! But I bet it's not fun to pick up shredded sponge bits the cat gets all over ;)
DeleteThat's hysterical and TOTALLY something that one of my kids would have said. I'm so happy to hear you're finally back home. Hotel living is NOT easy!
ReplyDeleteLOL the pups must have really wanted a massage, it just wouldn't work right
ReplyDeletenow who wouldn't love that!
ReplyDeleteTalk about washing your mouth out with soap, hahahaa
ReplyDeleteHotels are fun if you're on vacation, they're not fun when the power goes out. :) Glad you're home!
haha cute story theresa :)
ReplyDeleteDogs and kids. They make for a pretty potent mix.
ReplyDeleteAww! Glad you're okay! and BTW your daughter is so pretty :)
ReplyDeleteYes, it seems that the trip has been fun!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny!
ReplyDeleteI woke both my boys up with a back message this morning. Mica said, "No Mom scratch."
Ya, I hope they have 99¢ Day back some time. They have the 50% off color still for the week, but my ydd and I were loving the 99¢ Monday; five item for five dollars is so sweet. But thanks for the encouraging words. Oh and glad to know doggies are not burping up soapsuds. lol
ReplyDeletehahaha that's hilarious! Kids are definitely creative ;) I'm sure the plastic would be scratchy enough to do a massage right?? :P
ReplyDeleteSo the dogs decided to have a soap meal!;) Cute picture of your daughter, I am glad you are safe and back home Theresa.
ReplyDeleteDid they fart bubbles?
ReplyDeletewords tend to take creative liberties
ReplyDeleteLOL... that is funny. I would have let her massage my back with the soap. I will take a massage any day... even a soapy one.
ReplyDeleteBless her! That is so funny. Glad you are back home Theresa! There's no place like home!
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